There’s a lot more to the diminutive reality star than what you see on TV. From her top twenty-five rules for being a guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her rules on Snookin’ for love, Snooki’s sickest tips and advice for friggin’ owning it are all here, along with hundreds of full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy reference.īut that’s not all. You have to experiment in life, or you’ll be boring. The serious shortage of hairspray in the surrounding area. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution.
But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America’s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style. : My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot.Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about.My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life. : I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insect.
I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something. : After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president.The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music. : Obviously, she's a loosey-goose, because she got it in.Īfter I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president.And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it. : A crow comes and it starts quacking at us.The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.Ī crow comes and it starts quacking at us. : Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t.I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
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